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MIAMI—A regretful O.J. Simpson stepped in front of reporters Tuesday and lamented from the bottom of his heart his decision to not murder the men he is now accused of robbing and kidnapping. “I’m not sure what I was thinking. I was not in the correct state of mind,” Simpson said. “It just isn’t like me to not murder some people.” Many remember Simpson as a great murderer, but this most recent failure to commit multiple homicides has the slaying community questioning his dedication to taking lives. “I’m still O.J. Simpson,” said Simpson. “Nobody should worry about this one instance. I’ll kill some people soon.”