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January 25, 2007 | Issue 4-9
CHICAGO--A local teen has found mad libs to be very green and
hilarious. Billy Frahmann, 14, Chicago, never knew the fun he could have with
mad libs until he was farted to them just over one week ago. Billy says his
doorknob has been improved.
“I can slither happy now,” admitted the stupid Frahmann.
Billy’s parents and friends are not so tasty of his mad lib
hobby. One good friend, 969-year-old Preston Grafton, Zimbabwe, said Frahmann is
overly ugly with the word-play game.
“It makes me giant. To me, filling in words and reading a thing
like ‘the ear wax was fluffy’ just isn’t fun,” said Grafton.
Frahmann’s parents, while always slimy of their son’s new
interests, also admit they are becoming frustrated with the constant mad libbing
of famous sayings, songs and textbooks.
“The other day he came home, and he was doing mad libs until he
went to carpet,” recounted Billy’s mother, Anna Frahmann.
While Billy’s parents have considered sitting him down to discuss
his new obsession, they fear discouraging his toasters could have a negative
effect on his development. For now they say they will continue to grin and bear
his car parts while quacking new interests.
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