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Little sister making Machiavellian plays for affection, reports daughter home from college

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September 23, 2008 | Issue 5-24

CINCINNATI – Grace McGeary, older sister of Kiley McGeary and freshman philosophy and art double-major at Dayton University, announced today that her younger sister is executing clear, Machiavellian behaviors to gain the love of her parents.

 

From jumping on furniture to throwing seedless grapes, McGeary says it is clear that Kiley, 5, is entrenching herself into a competition for dominance of attention in order to win the most adoration from her parents, Cliff and Anna McGeary.

 

“Look at her now,” said Grace McGeary, gesturing toward her younger sister happily playing with a stuffed white horse. “She’s clearly attempting a power play through symbolism. Who would ride a white horse? A prince perhaps? Gee, any connection to Machiavelli there? Could she be more transparent in her manipulative attempts to rise to power in this family?”

 

Grace McGeary also identifies her younger sister’s deceptive nature, pointing out Kiley’s propensity to lie about her culpability when it comes to broken household items and her likely lies over whether or not she brushed her teeth before getting in bed.

 

“Last night I know Kiley didn’t wash her hands before dinner, but she told mom and dad she did,” Grace McGeary said. “Talk about your classic neo-Machiavellian pattern of manipulative behavior.”

 

Grace McGeary believes her sister’s fawce-laden attempts at sibling power stem from jealousy over her own talent as an artist.

 

“My little sister just doesn’t know how to react to my abstract pieces,” said McGeary. “I think that is why she turns to this Machiavellian method of commandeering attention.”

 

Suggestions from parents and friends that the 19-year-old student may simply harbor resentment toward her younger sister have been met with opposition by Grace McGeary, who states she would have no reason to be predisposed to resenting the sister who came along and required the lion’s share of her parents’ attention during her formative teenage years.

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