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Investigation exposes numerous CIA coffee leaks
March 20, 2008 | Issue 5-12
WASHINGTON, D.C. – FBI investigators released a report this week that
provides evidence of “rampant and reckless” coffee leaks by more than 30
CIA agents over the course of 10 months, beginning in summer 2006.
On Tuesday, U.S. Director of National Intelligence John Michael McConnell
acknowledged publicly for the first time that several members of the
agency leaked at least portions of Arabica Espresso Roast and Breakfast
Blend during a period from June 2006 to April 2007. Investigators expect
that further probing into archived documents will uncover major leaks of
Costa Rica Tarrazú and Guatemala El Socorro
as well.
Leading the investigation was Michelle Jupina, newly appointed special
agent in charge of intelligence for the Washington field office, who
elaborated on the inquiry’s findings. “We are certain that 33 agents from
high to mid-level ranks were involved with leaking at least two varieties
of premium blend roasts. And we expect that as we find more and more
information, we may see a connection with espressos and teas in relation
to other leaks.”
Many inside the CIA blame external beverage suppliers for compromised
coffee security. “I think we need to take a hard look at the baristas we
deal with, both inside and outside of our buildings,” said Alden Munson,
Deputy Director of National Intelligence. “We’re going to have leaks
unless everyone involved takes a tight-lidded approach to securing our
agency’s beverages.”
In what is being called the biggest stain on the agency’s 50-year history,
White House officials promised to dig further into the widespread coffee
leaks. However, they may have their own explaining to do. An unnamed White
House official speaking to the New York Times said many of the leaks in
question originated within the Bush administration while documents were in
their possession.
Press Secretary Dana Perino said those claims are unfounded. “This
administration is aware of the leaks within the CIA, but the White House
has never dealt directly with any coffee-sensitive documents.”
Action from the CIA is expected by the weekend, when most anticipate
Director McConnell will dismiss any agents directly named in the report
and place a moratorium on all coffee-related activity.
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