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Drunk-driving Shriners injure 12 in Fourth of July parade rampage
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July 5, 2007 | Issue 4-32
GREENVILLE, S.C.—Several members of a group of Shriners performing in
Greenville’s Fourth of July parade lost control of their comically tiny
vehicles, injuring 12 onlookers. An investigation after the wreck revealed
the Shriners had a blood alcohol content of .11, over the state’s legal
limit of .08.
While
no one was severely hurt, 3 young spectators were taken to Shriners
Hospital for Children as a precaution. Witnesses said when they saw the
Shriners speeding towards them, they were not concerned, assuming it to be
part of their routine and expecting them to turn at the last second to
avoid them.
“You always see them coming right at you,” said parade spectator Julie
Weber. “This time Shriners just started flying everywhere into the crowd.
It was very scary, but I did catch one of their hats.”
Most witnesses agreed the Shriners’ wreck was as or more entertaining than
their normal routines, which include the figure eight and the tight
circle. “I saw a Shriner hurled 15 feet,” recalled Max Sarver, a Fourth of
July parade regular. “Now, that was funny.”
Children in attendance always seem to like the old men in small cars, and
Wednesday was no exception. Most children reported the scene to be funny
and expressed that they have always wanted to see elderly men propelled
through the air.
The group of Shriners admitted to enjoying alcoholic beverages prior to
the parade but did not think anything of it. “We didn’t think it was a
very big deal,” said Ed White, Shriner street performer. “Before a parade,
we usually drink even more than that.” 
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