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FEATURED THIS WEEK
Maybe it's just me, but I could watch Will Ferrell movies all day
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TAKE COVER IN THE STELLAR
Jack Stellar
FEATURED COLUMN
I'm totally wearing sunglasses where one normally would not be wearing sunglasses
THE BUSINESS OF BUSINESS
Dawson Radcliffe
Happy employees are just too hard to scare
SO SARAH
Sarah Morrison, Student political liaison
Barack Obama is, like, way more about change than the other candidates
Phillip Monroe, Channel 7 News Anchor
Tornadoes and wildfires will maliciously kill us all
FRASIER SHARP
Judy Frasier, Office receptionist
If I don't conserve this office's binder clips, who will?
A LIGHT DUSTING
Damon Dust
I am finally completely invulnerable to pepper spray
IT'S BAXTER-RIFIC
Baxter Thisslebeck
I think it is only logical that we re-evaluate my bedtime
Rick Wheat, Music/Arts Correspondent
This is the perfect weekend to check out my band
IN OTHER NEWS
Little sister making Machiavellian plays for affection, reports daughter home from college
Large Hadron Collider spawns millions of black holes across blogosphere St. Louis Rams ask for just a few more days to prepare for next game Adorable Dow Jones surges four points
St. Louis Rams ask for just a few more days to prepare for next game
Adorable Dow Jones surges four points
ENTERTAINMENT
Clay Aiken comes out as Clay Aiken
NAPKIN NEWS RADIO
Poetry reading audience comprised entirely of family members
FEATURED OPINION Those madcap Zimbabwean loyalists will amputate just about anything to steal a headline by Phillip Monroe, Channel 7 News Anchor
FEATURED OPINION
Those madcap Zimbabwean loyalists will amputate just about anything to steal a headline
by Phillip Monroe, Channel 7 News Anchor
BASEBALL
Seattle Mariners plagued by health
WORD ON THE STREET
What do you think of David Blaine's new stunt?
"If he goes blind he won't be able to see his adoring fan."
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