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TOP STORY 12-second Wi-Fi interruption elicits silent rebuke from Starbucks patron The junior political science major almost went to complain to the store’s staff but instead decided to make extra noise by left-clicking his browser’s refresh button from a height of two feet ... [more] |
The Minute Or So Long News with Foster Pierce
Regional sales rep has plenty more notepads if you need any
NEWS IN BRIEF Inexperienced church actor mistakenly crucifies Pontias Pilate
by Sarah Morrison,
Student political liaison
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PEOPLE
'April Fools,' exclaims local man after everything he said today
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FROM THE WIRE Tampa Bay Rays vault to top of AL East standings
VP Cheney makes surprise
visit to reality Yankees rained out but still very important Nobody remembers Davidson's NCAA tournament run in 2008
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