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Rich, powerful executive scolded by Burger King cashier

DENVER--A Burger King cashier harshly scolded a Blanton Systems vice-president...[more]

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Hi, I'm that guy who just sat next to you on the train despite many other empty seats--How's your day going?

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Devil Rays apparently still going to try whole 'baseball thing'

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Urine soaked subway dweller just 48 cents away from a satisfying day

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Partygoer sticks with incorrect charades guess
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Bush only tries to attack Middle East, defend Mexico border in game of Risk

WASHINGTON--President Bush only wants to attack the Middle East and assemble forces along the U.S./Mexico border when he plays the classic board game Risk. Although the president has been an avid fan...[more]

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Number 7 pencil produces 26,000 on SAT

Commuter leans over platform 17th time

Opinion: So this half-wit tackles me while I'm carrying beverage

Cow wishes for grass that doesn't taste like grass

Mad libs hours of feet for smelly teen

Company at career fair not actively hiring, will keep you on file
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